The Dinomytes

A quirky web comic about dinosaurs
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Break Time!

Alms for an Ex Leper?

The Lambs Dont Cry Anymore

by Nicholas Gallup on November 19th, 2010
Posted In: blog

From the Desk

of

Generic Personalized Stationary

Hello Spider-Friends

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Nicholas Gallup, writer of “The Dinomytes”

I feel that its probably about time you the reader heard from me. First a little about myself. I am a film buff, music nerd and book snob. I may watch too much Monty Python and spend way too much time finding freeze frame jokes in the Simpsons. I much prefer rainy days and find long walks on the beach

rather irritating.

Those who have been fallowing “The Dinomytes” may have already heard Patrick speak of changes. Well, its true: everything is in the process of, or about to change. I’m not going top get into it now but I will talk to you about the changes that have already taken place.

This may be suicide for a web comic but we dropped the one page format sometime ago. This seems to have left many of you confused and possibly a little hurt. We don’t do punchlines and to hell with encores. If you go back the “Steve’s Story” in the Archive section and begin reading from there, you might notice that it has been one continuous story for our friends, Steve and Larry. Granted it may be the best for a weakly release but we intend to start putting them out as books. Each section we work on is about four or five pages and we give you those four or five pages. We don’t chop those pages down and give you one page that you might chuckle at the last line. We want you laughing at the several jokes we jam into each frame. Typically we don’t even give you much of a joke at the end of a page, we hold it for the beginning of the next.

We don’t expect very many of you to get all the jokes. A lot of them are based on extremely obscure references to political events of the mid twentieth century. I’m not going to take the time to explain said obscurities, but I am going to keep throwing them at you, because whats confusing you is just the nature of my game.

Until the next time (this may be the last time)

Yours

Nicholas

P.S. Excelsior!(Of course you do)

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New Office Space Aquired!

by Patrick Kelly on November 12th, 2010
Posted In: blog

I just recently signed a lease for a desk in an office to do the finishing work for the Dinomytes.  Most of my free time will be spent here making awesome comics for all you guys!

Here’s how the process might work:

First, Nick and I will talk and argue about the idea for the next comic.

Then, I will draw and ink the comic in my studio apartment at my cool drafting desk. Meanwhile drinking beers and watching episodes of the Flying Circus.

Next, I will take those drawings here to my new office and scan them. I’ll do all the photo shop stuff here like typing the dialogue, coloring and drinking more beer.

Lastly, using the fine internet connection, this place provides, I will upload this comic for your enjoyment!

So the next time you read a Dinomytes ™ brand comic, just know, that some underpaid artist(Me) and writer(Nick) worked very long and hard to create them for you.

I’m just kidding around!

But seriously…. Were doing this for free!

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by Patrick Kelly on October 17th, 2010
Posted In: blog

This is a claymation that was shot and compiled by Nicholas Gallup. You’ll probably recognize the dinosaur in this film.

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Parascope Studio

by Patrick Kelly on October 12th, 2010
Posted In: blog

Just watched this mini documentary about Parascope Studio. This places is a collective of web comic and main stream artist.  It gives them a place to work and also allows for them to keep each other accountable.  I would like to join this studio one day or start my own.

Periscope Studio Vidoe

http://periscopestudio.com/

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New Shirt Designs in the Shop!

by Patrick Kelly on October 8th, 2010
Posted In: blog

We started with only one design. We thought that’s all that our readers would want.  They raived and loved the first design. But soon became bored of the first one. Offended by this we sent Rex to go eat them. We never heard from those readers again.

Nah!

Just joking.

But I did come up with some more shirt designs because “I” got BORED! I humbly ask you to take a llok at our new designs: The images might do something if you click them.

This next one is cool becuase its from the dinomytes even, which at the time of me writing this has not been completed, but is discussed on a regular basis with nick and myself. It is going to be awesome and Steve is going to look like that. I cant say more becuase that would spoil everything. Regardless, enjoy the art.

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Next is the guy we’ve all grown to love: the dinosaur who wants to save all the humans. There already gone and turned into fossil fuel. Besides their not called humans, their called French. Get it right!save-the-humans-225x225 copy

The next one cannot be described as anything but awesome

…. Except for EPIC. That works too. Sorry nick for using that word. he he he.

Im Awesome Dinosaur

This one was a shirt I was recomended to make by Steve Fuson. It made him laugh so I had to make it. Check out his autobiographical comic: Me&ring

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Dinosaur Pancakes?

by Patrick Kelly on October 3rd, 2010
Posted In: blog

I found this really awesome blog where this guy named: Jim makes pancakes in different shapes. He make anything from unicorns to 3d dinosaurs! Makes me hungry just looking at all of his stuff and I’m strictly a meat eater! This is saying a lot for me!

I though that since It was dino related it belonged on the Dinomytes Blog! Which reminds me, If any one has some cool dinosaur stuff they know of I want to see it! I will blog about you and post it right here!

Yall know my email: dinomytes at gmail dot com

I had to break it up that way so that skynet ™ doesn’t spam me.

Enjoy:

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New Shirt in The Shop!

by Patrick Kelly on October 3rd, 2010
Posted In: blog

I uploaded a new shirt in the Dinomytes store. I drew this little guy holding a sign to protest the excessive hunting of the french. This proves that some of the dinosaurs are environmentally aware. This little dude is available in a variety of styles from spaghetti straps to hoodies.

Sorry about the prices zazle’s a little expensive when you want to get a nice shirt. I think you can get just the white one for around 12.95. So that’s not to bad.

I’ve been looking at having shirts printed and sitting on stock.  I gotta find out what sells first.

http://www.zazzle.com/dinomytes/gifts?cg=196133492484144347

save-the-humans-225x225 copy

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Black Keys Fan Art

by Patrick Kelly on October 3rd, 2010
Posted In: blog

Here’s some fan art I did of the Black Keys music video: Next Girl. In the music video this dinosaur puppet sings all the song. Bellow you should be able to see the video. See a resemblance? I thought so….

black-keys-dino-bikini

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No Murdering Tutorials Yet: But Heres Some About Comics!

by Patrick Kelly on October 2nd, 2010
Posted In: blog

Here are some tutorials I made about how to make web comics. I think there’s someone out there who might find this useful. The first one is about how I remove the sketch lines and keep only the original line artwork. The second one is a tutorial of where I attempt to color something. These are really great. Please enjoy them dammit!

I’m gonna eat some top-ramen now….

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New Writer For The Dinomytes!

by Patrick Kelly on September 6th, 2010
Posted In: blog

The Dinomytes has a new writer! my good friend and coligue, Nick Gallup, will be helping me write for the upcoming chapters for as long as we can. So far the ideas are so crazy that it will work perfectly for the comic.

Its refreshing to have someone on the team with new ideas that are so funny.

Nick has worked with me on other musical, comic and art projects in the past. this one should be the first to yield some progress.  on the back burner we are working on a graphic novel about a school teacher fed up with the system.

Stay tuned for some great material!

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